This Guy Is Beyond Creepy

December 19th, 2007 | 06:35 pm

If you've ever thought, "I swear to God, I want to know who the asshole is who made that annoying ass jingle bells sung by cats so I can beat his face in," look no further. I was surprised by how creeped out I was by him. I don't like it when people sit in big chairs and stroke animals. Weirds me out. If this guy ever touched me I'd have to take a crying game style shower.

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4 Responses to "This Guy Is Beyond Creepy"

  1. rizzi Says:

    "...somehow cats and Christmas go together." Really? I can only assume he means in the same way that his penis goes together with his cat's butthole.

  2. quarrygirl Says:

    you know that jingle cats dvd is 40 minutes long....40 fricking minutes.

  3. Lance E Sloan Says:

    This guy is cool. Rock out with the cats. He's planning a new non-holiday album, you know.

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