In case you missed it, yesterday Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens took shots at Jessica Simpson, special lady friend of Quarterback Tony Romo, after Romo played like dog shit.
Following that game, Owens said Simpson was "not a fan favorite" in Dallas and that, "I think a lot of people feel like she's probably taking [Romo's] focus away.
We've all been where T.O.'s been. A good friend starts dating some chick. Suddenly he stops showing up for beers after work, then he misses your birthday party, then you're wide open in the frickin' end zone in the fourth quarter when you're down by 4 and he throws an interception!
Now T.O. feels bad...
"I tried to get [Romo] to call her so I can explain to her that she doesn't really know me and that I can be funny."
How many times have I made that exact same call? Here's some advice for T.O. when you're calling a friend's girlfriend who you offended—stop when she says she understands you were just trying to be funny. DO NOT continue talking and then make a joke about back alley abortions. She won't laugh even if the joke is incredibly well timed. Which it was, Pete, so tell your girlfriend to chill out. And start coming to the bar after work, pussy.
Nice call a couple days ago, Taco! Though I have to say, isn't having to explain that you are funny kind of like telling someone that you are humble? If you say it, it isn't so...
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December 19th, 2007 at 05:42 pm
Nice call a couple days ago, Taco! Though I have to say, isn't having to explain that you are funny kind of like telling someone that you are humble? If you say it, it isn't so...
December 19th, 2007 at 05:44 pm
Come on, Pete. Don't be weak sauce.
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