Before you leave the house every morning you should ask yourself a few questions. "Do people know how I feel about boobs?" "Do they know that I love them?" "Do they know that if there was just a singular "boob" that I would love that, too?" Take out all the speculation and make it clear to friends, family and random passersby that yes, the boob holds a very special place in your heart. And hopefully your mouth and hands, too.
True story: Yesterday, I overheard a guy tell a female smoke break companion, "I'll show you my nuts, you show me a tit. But my dick gets your tits." I think this is a reasonable offer.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 19th, 2007 at 06:21 pm
True story: Yesterday, I overheard a guy tell a female smoke break companion, "I'll show you my nuts, you show me a tit. But my dick gets your tits." I think this is a reasonable offer.
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
i love bent over office bitches?
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