He Will Beat The Jesus Out Of You

December 20th, 2007 | 11:42 pm

HBO is releasing a documentary entitled "Hard As Nails" about an evangelist, Justin Fatica, who has an "intense" way of teaching the youth of today about Jesus. Let's take a look!


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Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Don't be a pussy you bitch! Love Jesus! If there's one thing I know about Jesus, it's that he loves it when you pretend to be him, then let a weird dude scream shit at you. Plus, here's how I know this guy's full of crap: I workout 4 times a week and it definitely DOES NOT cure my masturbation. If anything it makes me do it more.

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1 Responses to "He Will Beat The Jesus Out Of You"

  1. Sumner Stuart Says:

    hahaha he was to old for the priest's other penance option

    crazy Jesus Plays, at least they take it seriously?

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