Age: She's old enough to be a GILF ten times over.
Where you've seen her: She's Santa's #1 skeez. She also hangs out with elves.
Tantalizing tidbit: Rumors around the toy factory say she LOVES anal.
Is she really a MILF? No one's really sure if Mr. Claus made her a babymamma, but since she sends a satisfied Santa on his Christmas run where he makes millions of children happy, she is definitely an honorary MILF.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 24th, 2007 at 06:15 pm
anal?
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