Watching a bunch of dudes in skin-tight spandex ride their bikes around in a circle is up there with watching five guys blow six guys. But watching a bunch of spandexed dudes crash their bikes, well, that's like..um, watching a bunch of dudes crash their bikes. It's better than watching them ride around in a circle.
Come on dudes. There are plenty of reasons to critique the sport of cycling. Like the fact that all the pros are jacked on stellar pharmies. But go get in a pack and race down a mountain road at 60 mph within inches of your competitors wheels and tell me its not a man sport. There are way more deaths that baseball, MMA, and football. And the last time I checked, the only difference between football spandex and cycling spandex was the padding...
Lol queers, we're not talking about outside racing. The joke is about racing in a damn circle, indoors. Don't misconstrue our arguments or use a straw-man fallacy. Douche Devon Smitz and turddude helms
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 25th, 2007 at 02:43 pm
you computer nerds try riding 50 miles on a bike and then talk shit about cycling. its harder than halo.
December 25th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Shut up fag
December 29th, 2007 at 09:16 pm
Come on dudes. There are plenty of reasons to critique the sport of cycling. Like the fact that all the pros are jacked on stellar pharmies. But go get in a pack and race down a mountain road at 60 mph within inches of your competitors wheels and tell me its not a man sport. There are way more deaths that baseball, MMA, and football. And the last time I checked, the only difference between football spandex and cycling spandex was the padding...
March 8th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
Lol queers, we're not talking about outside racing. The joke is about racing in a damn circle, indoors. Don't misconstrue our arguments or use a straw-man fallacy. Douche Devon Smitz and turddude helms
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