The Patriots might be coached by the boringest weirdo alive and quarterbacked by the boringest sex machine alive, but that doesn't stop their fans from making this historic season interesting. Let's check out some highlights from a recent BostonChannel.com report:
As stunned bystanders watched, a Patriots fan on his way into Gillette Stadium for Sunday's game leapt off an overpass and fell 17 feet onto the pavement below.
"He thought he was going to land in a snow bank," said one witness to the incident.
"All of a sudden he jumped. He was screaming on the way down, then he was silent," said another witness.
Police are investigating whether alchohol was involved.
"He definitely had something to drink. I think he had a great deal to drink," said a man who witnessed the incident.
This news report makes me want to do two things: 1) Drink. 2) Root for the Patriots. 3) Drink some more.
Congratulations Pats fans. You've got one more member of the Belichick Brigade. (Just please don't invite him to any of the meetings.)
I don’t get it. Why are you finding alcohol fun... when it comes to sports the discussion always turns into an ‘alcoholic’ one. And how come with every championship the cases of men going to hospital for alcohol abuse increases?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 25th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I don’t get it. Why are you finding alcohol fun... when it comes to sports the discussion always turns into an ‘alcoholic’ one. And how come with every championship the cases of men going to hospital for alcohol abuse increases?
February 18th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
because men drink a lot before, during, and after sporting events. thats what we do sorry.
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