Go Away New England Patriots
Who’s not tired of hearing about the Patriots?! You’re in luck! Now, their game against the Giants where they’ll attempt to go 16-0 will be broadcast by not one, not two, but three networks! Yay!
One game on three f&%king networks?! Why stop there? I think we need more Patriot-centered channels. Here’s a few ideas.
- Tom Brady’s Face Channel - Just his face, non stop. Mount a camera on his helmet so we can all stare at the glory that is his perfect face, for the entire of the game.
- Self-Satisfied Patriot Fan Channel - Non-stop clips of pasty white Patriot fans aggressively talking about how unprecedented this year is for the Pats.
- Ugly Boston Chicks Channel - A gentle reminder to every Boston fan who can’t stop talking about how great Boston sports teams are, to remember how ugly the women in their city are. It’s like a carnival settled there a long time ago and started inbreeding.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
FUCK U ASSHOLE
December 27th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
“me says” nice come back. Was “I know you are but what am I” taken. Seriously though when is Tom Brady gonna get cancer already?
December 27th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
I wouldn’t be able to see the Pats game when they attempt to a. go undefeated b. set the TD pass record and c. set the TD receiving record if they didn’t air this on these channels so I’m not really sure what the crime is… sorry that the NFL is trying to make sure people get to see a historic game.
December 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
i agree. i think this game will be awesome. Plus, as much as the pats annoy me, the 72 dolphins are worse.
December 27th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
I hope the team plane goes down in the mountains and Brady’s offensive lineman have to eat him to survive. Nuke Boston!!!!
December 27th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
j whit,
im sure the plane will be going over a large mountain range on its trip from boston to new york. get a life
December 28th, 2007 at 12:53 am
Suck my left nut, masshole. Better yet, I hope Brady blows out his knee. Get a real team.
December 28th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Can you say: Cheated their way to success? Thought you could.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:38 am
j whit, your mom cheats on your dad with me all the time and she is still a winner.
December 28th, 2007 at 11:47 am
ever heard of the boston surprise, its similar tot he chicago surprise. girls there tend to have huge asses and skinny waists, must be from all the pizza and italian beefs they eat. anyways, you’re at a bar talking to a chick, she’s awesome..likes sports, does shots, drinks beers, can play darts…but then she walks away to “freshen up” and holy shit…you see her ass..SURPRISE!!!
December 28th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Forget the Pats - they’re great. We know this. The story here is that Eli Manning will once again show the nation what an inbred, half-retard, no-talent goober he really is.
December 28th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
J whit? More like f**k wit…. Find something original to say, a$$wipe
December 28th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Sure is getting to you, scrotum sucker. I bet if you show Brady your ‘purdy’ mouth he’ll let you chew on his jockstrap. Why would you want to bang an old bithch anyway? Typical patriot fan.