In case you thought you had a better shot at Jessica Alba since there was a baby growing inside her that will cause her to gain weight thus lowering that pesky self-esteem that stops her from banging you, forget about it.  She’s now engaged according to people.com

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba was spotted over the Christmas holiday with a rock on her left finger - and the rumors are true:  She and boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.

My response is: Who gives a SHIT.  They already announced that she was pregnant.  That’s like the Oscars announcing “Best Actor,” then following that up with “Best Sound Mixing.”  Unless they brought out that guy from those Police Academy movies to introduce it.  I love that guy.

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