Write a caption of the above photo and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III. You've played Unreal. This is the third version of it. Which means it's three times better than the first version. Here's what it looks like.
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Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro ...I'M STEVE AND THIS IS LIL NED...AND WE'RE GOING TO SHOW HOW YOU HOW USING A MAGN----.....shit.......fuck ......no charlie i cant man ...i just cant ....call my agent ..i dont care...i cant do this.
And thus, the attempt and cloning borat was a complete and utter failure. The pain ravaged scientists left the building leaving behind the twisted, mutated, ugly subjects.
In a monumental scientific breakthrough, the Japanese have made the first fully operational nano-bots. These two will be used for colon exploration and repair and are equipped with high powered magnets to aid them in the removal of toxic heavy metals once inside the colon.
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January 1st, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Very Nice. Borat makes sexy time
January 1st, 2008 at 10:15 pm
You're not supposed to punch it!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Neverland ranch rocks!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:44 pm
"HAHAHAHAHA........THEY SAY ASIAN MEN HAVE A SMALL PENIS....GIVE ME MAGNET..HAHAHAHA
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:23 am
Is this where the audition is for the "New Skittles" commercial is?
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:26 am
Just trying to see how many times I could put "is" in my caption
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 am
Is this where the audition for the “New Skittles” commercial is being held?
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
He excited cause he get 2 fingers tonight!
January 2nd, 2008 at 01:33 am
I put magnet in my pants to show me have wood!
January 2nd, 2008 at 04:27 am
Oooooo, You touch my tra la la. My ding ding dong!
January 2nd, 2008 at 04:56 am
Rice ain't free
January 2nd, 2008 at 05:57 am
Believe it or not, this is what the apocalypse will look like.
January 2nd, 2008 at 06:16 am
Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro ...I'M STEVE AND THIS IS LIL NED...AND WE'RE GOING TO SHOW HOW YOU HOW USING A MAGN----.....shit.......fuck ......no charlie i cant man ...i just cant ....call my agent ..i dont care...i cant do this.
January 2nd, 2008 at 06:27 am
And thus, the attempt and cloning borat was a complete and utter failure. The pain ravaged scientists left the building leaving behind the twisted, mutated, ugly subjects.
January 2nd, 2008 at 02:00 pm
Sack and Nut are the new Ambiguously Gay Duo!
January 2nd, 2008 at 03:15 pm
What you mean we rook licdiculous? Fark you!
January 2nd, 2008 at 03:29 pm
"And now for our next trick, we will use these magnets to pull the thongs out of our asses!"
January 2nd, 2008 at 03:29 pm
Now cumming out of the closet: The Super Nutty Magnetic Dildo Brothers!
January 2nd, 2008 at 04:40 pm
In a rare show of solidarity, the two Koreas send joint representatives to the International Science and Engineering fair in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
January 2nd, 2008 at 04:43 pm
Though not as popular as Voltron, the heroes of Diltron enjoy cult status in Japan.
January 2nd, 2008 at 08:11 pm
The Ambiguously Gay Duo discover they've under-dressed for their segment on Sesame Street.
January 3rd, 2008 at 04:24 pm
These guys... oh fuck it, I can't take it anymore, keep the game.
January 3rd, 2008 at 05:21 pm
In a monumental scientific breakthrough, the Japanese have made the first fully operational nano-bots. These two will be used for colon exploration and repair and are equipped with high powered magnets to aid them in the removal of toxic heavy metals once inside the colon.
January 5th, 2008 at 09:13 pm
Kikuge no somo genki hamachi tsu da desu ka?
Ha, ha. Eeay, somi to kude nagishi masu.
(TANG!!!!!)
January 5th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
愚かがあってはいけない。あなたの母は遅い列車を運転する。
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