Paris Hilton. In a landslide, actually. Over 7,000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers said they'd rather do the blond haired, rail thin, mess of a human being, than the blond haired, chubby, mess of a human being. As usual, here's real reactions from ACTUAL readers
Neil K., justOnePlate.com - "I'd choose Paris Hilton because she's like a champion thoroughbred: She's physically built for sex and handled by the best trainers money can buy. Her lineage is top pedigree and she's just entering the twilight of an illustrious career. Britney is like an Ecuadorian donkey."
Stevie P. - "They're both vile. I'd burn my penis off after doing either."
Eli K. - "I'd rather get an std than sleep with a fat chick."
Before the meltdown...Britney was THE hottest woman on the planet. No one could even come close!!! Paris.........brutal.....too boney, skinny with no rack and how can you even compare the face? Britney (before the meltdown) was GORGEOUS!!!
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January 4th, 2008 at 12:36 am
I want that burger. Who's the broad?
January 4th, 2008 at 09:00 am
You're updating HolyTaco instead of approving my myspace friend request. /sadface
January 4th, 2008 at 09:47 pm
I Paris didn't have money, she'd be giving it away in a trailer park.
January 5th, 2008 at 02:32 am
"Everyone Wants to Do Paris Hilton" That's wrong. Just over 50% of people want to do Paris. EVERYONE else wants to do Britney Spears.
January 5th, 2008 at 04:41 am
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from! (then her)
January 5th, 2008 at 04:56 am
i hear Eli K likes to do guys
January 5th, 2008 at 08:15 pm
she needs to work on her skills the video she is she seems definitely LAME. Come over - I'll teach you how to BADABOING BANG BOOM!
January 6th, 2008 at 01:31 am
Before the meltdown...Britney was THE hottest woman on the planet. No one could even come close!!! Paris.........brutal.....too boney, skinny with no rack and how can you even compare the face? Britney (before the meltdown) was GORGEOUS!!!
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