January 3rd, 2008 | 03:36

They may have had a teammate die, but the Washington Redskins are a team that seems to be footloose and foreskin free. Clinton Portis has made some comments to the D.C. media claiming that Santana Moss' resurgence on the field was due to a recent circumsicion. According to Hogs Haven:
Clinton Portis, who has been insisting all week that Santana Moss's play has taken off since he was circumcised. He was at it again today, repeatedly.
"He had the big one. I told you, he tried to take a manly step at 29," Portis said, overstating Moss's age by one year. "After he took that step, his healing process, he's getting better. He's getting better every day."
Later, Portis said how he had learned so much more about his teammates this year, in turn allowing him to be a better teammate. I asked what he had learned.
"Santana to go that long without getting his tail clipped, that was the most interesting to me," Portis said.
Will Santana's lack of shaft propel the Washington Foreskins past the Seattle PeePeeHawks? Watch the game this Saturday at 4:30 o'cock to find out.



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January frd, 2008 at 05:24 pm
The HAWKS will kill, portishole will die. Watch it with your own fuckin' eyeballholes.
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