Fake Boner Pills Nabbed at Border

January 7th, 2008 | 12:15 am

According to a report from reuters, French custom officials have intercepted a shipment of 224,000 fake Viagra and Cialis anti-impotence pills worth 2.4 million euros.

"Branded Powergra and Erectalis, each box contained, in fact, four tablets in the characteristic shape and color of Viagra or Cialis pills."

Erectalis? If you're so stupid that you buy a pill that has "Erectalis" written on it, you don't deserve to have a boner. You know what? I want to get in on this fake erection pill business. Here's a few I'd sell in my store aka a phone booth in times square.

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2 Responses to "Fake Boner Pills Nabbed at Border"

  1. Chaosman Says:

    STIFFYALIS???? LMFAO

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