MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

January 6th, 2008 | 01:39 pm

Age: 34

Where you've seen her: She said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn't care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff.

Tantalizing trivia: She's made a career of being the second choice. She replaced Charlize Theron in Pearl Harbor and Sarah Jessica HorseFace Parker in Click. This should be an inspiration to all you actresses out there. If you're hot enough, uglier actresses will turn down roles and desperate directors will cast you no matter how shittily you read your lines.

Is she really a MILF? Oh lord yes. Her water broke and everything when she had a daughter (Lily Mo Sheen) with boyfriend Michael Sheen in 1999.

               

Comments

6 Responses to "MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale"

  1. TanyaTEASE Says:

    Congratz! now this is a milf monday we can milk!!! mmmm

  2. quarrygirl Says:

    FINALLY an actual milf. well done, holytaco. not so hard now, is it?

  3. Daily Strip Show Comment Spam Sux Says:

    Actually, quarrygirl, thinking about Kate Beckinsale, it kinda is.

  4. Erydd Says:

    Don't forget her in Underworld. Ultra hot in the second one-- that sex scene was amazing.

  5. JOHN Says:

    you forgot another flick she was in- A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen; w/ Sir Sean Connery

  6. Anonymous Says:

    She was not in LXG.

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