Tom Cruise is Mad. And Really Short

January 6th, 2008 | 09:36 pm

According to starmagazine.com, a new  unauthorized biography about Tom Cruise is being released, and he's not happy.

The book alleges that a small group of members of the Scientology sect "Sea org" have theorized that Katie Holmes was impregnated with frozen sperm from Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, who died in 1986.

My cousin tried to use that excuse when his girlfriend got pregnant.  You'd be surprised how little water that  holds in court.

I for one, do not believe that book's crazy accusation.  Not for a second!  In fact, I have proof it's untrue.  Here's a never before seen photo at the moment of conception, of the sperm fertilizing the egg that became baby Suri.

I don't like the smug look on Steve Guttenberg's sperm's face.  I'd be mad if I was Tom Cruise too.

Comments

4 Responses to "Tom Cruise is Mad. And Really Short"

  1. Slippy Su Says:

    Is that Police academy Guttenberg or Three men and a baby Guttenberg; that reminds me; not that bad of a porn in France. Who cares, he's jewish.

  2. Lu Says:

    This stuff about Cruise is such a load of crap, unbelievable. One basic belief of Scientologists is that man is a spirit traveling from body to body and so on. They couldn't care less about sperms or bodies. So that is just a dirty lie and shows how much "insight" this Morton guy really has.

  3. Duffman1 Says:

    Find your true life, you can do it. This website is not only a cancer upon society, but the saddened dim illusion of a fantasy realm belonging to one or more people who feed upon the demise of others, while running from their own perspective in reality.

  4. Chaosman Says:

    WOW!!! So it is true that the wacko's from scientology are constantly scanning the web in order to imediatley post idiotic responses to any story on the web that does not praise thier made up religion to the skies. And here i thought it was a conspiracy theory

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