John Mayer Is An Idiot

January 9th, 2008 | 12:37 am

Upside down broomstick John Mayer, and smoking hot actress Minka Kelly, officially separated, according to usmagazine.com:

Sources confirm to Usmagazine.com that the couple, who began dating last fall, recently broke up at Mayer's request. "John initiated the split," says a source. "He just wasn't ready to commit to Minka or to anyone."

Wow. That means John Mayer is getting A TON of ass. For those of you who are confused as to how, of all the celebrities to bang, smoking hot chicks choose to bang Mayer, I've gone ahead and shown the mathematical equation responsible for it.

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2 Responses to "John Mayer Is An Idiot "

  1. whorebag Says:

    it's an enigma---
    i'm drunk. but i'm pretty sure i made this point here: http://www.extrawhoredinary.com/amy-winehouse/top-10-celeb-douche-bags-o...
    xo
    :D princessrachelqueen(whore)oftheworld

  2. David Says:

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