My worst nightmare used to be being chased naked by those smart monkeys from the movie Congo, while a giant moving screen in front of me plays a non-stop video of my parents 69-ing. But now, after I read this article, I have a new worst nightmare:
A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.
"I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.
Wow, how awkward is that? Let's rank the most awkward relationship moments you could have:
5. Caught cheating on your wife.
4. Caught cheating on your wife with a prostitute.
3. Caught cheating on your wife with her mother.
2. Caught cheating on your wife with a prostitute that turns out to be your wife.
1. Renting a porno only to find your wife is in it, still deciding to masturbate to it, then your wife catching you masturbating to the porno of her doing some other dude.
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January 8th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
A polack was "dumbfounded"? SHOCKING.
January 8th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I wonder if he would get a discount?
January 8th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
well, the good news is now if she refuses to put out, he can just whoop out the ol' wallet and get himself some action...
January 9th, 2008 at 01:43 am
puts a very real meaning to the stmt "your wifes a whore"
January 9th, 2008 at 03:04 pm
How much for a hand job honey?
January 9th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
happens all the time with strippers!
January 9th, 2008 at 08:07 pm
LOL, he shouldn't have been there in the first place!!
May 2nd, 2009 at 05:40 am
FUKIN WHORE GO FUK UR MOM ..BITCH
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