If you're like me, you start off blog posts by writing "If you're like me." But also, you find Halle Berry as hot as she is annoying. Well, after reading this article, I now find her more annoying than hot.
Pregnancy certainly suits actress Halle Berry, whose first child is due in March.
The Oscar winner tells inStyle in its February issue. "I want to stay pregnant forever."
If a regular woman said that, I'd think "annoying, but she's just happy to become a mom." But when Halle Berry says that, I think, "this is a woman who ran over a human being with a car and didn't remember it." She's bat-shit crazy. So, no one should be surprised when a month from now she releases the following statement:
"I've sewn my vagina shut and have decided to follow my dream of having a life-long pregnancy. This baby is going nowhere. Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to an important meeting with Abraham Lincoln and a carton of Soy Milk."
Fine. One less person to compete with for her. Also, on the plus size, her boobs -- which were already $500,000 worth of great -- have gotten ever more awesome.
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January 9th, 2008 at 05:29 pm
Fine. One less person to compete with for her. Also, on the plus size, her boobs -- which were already $500,000 worth of great -- have gotten ever more awesome.
January 9th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Umm...I don't see a thing annoying about what she said.
Pregnancy is beautiful, you pig.
January 9th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
I can't disagree with her. I mean look at her. She looks even better if that is possible.
January 9th, 2008 at 08:05 pm
c'mon, she's not THAT crazy!!
January 9th, 2008 at 09:11 pm
who cares if she's crazy. she's f-n hot. crazy chicks are the best anyway when it comes to the poon tang.
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