I know this guy is going to have to wade through a shitload of time-travelling warrior resumes, but click here if you want to apply for this very dangerous mission.
Hi, my name is Congressman Ron Paul, and I've done it at least once before myself and REALLY enjoyed 18th century America, so, count me in. I've tried the future and it looks too bleak and I accidentally brought back too many Star Wars fruit cakes that are jeopardizing my bid for the Presidency.
They blog and send me money, but sit on their lazy asses playing video games and smoke pot all day and night long. "The Force", at this point, is NOT with me. :(
Then want to bitch and complain why I'm not doing so well.
I want to go back in time, to a time, when there was no media and a man could be elected on his merit alone...
Quite possibly ALL the way back to the age of the dinosaur, I could run successfully as President then, it would be so easy even a caveman could do it, and quite possibly WIN!
But that flat topped mullet will have to go; we don't need a little green man named Dennis Kucinich seeking us out in his UFO harassing us, and eventually landing on your head, because he's a tad bit jealous I'm just a little bit indifferent too! Only to beam us up and anal probe us, because I've already had enough of taking it up the rear end by those who do not understand me and what I truly represent.
*sniff*
Sincerely, Ron Paul
This is a joke that has been going on on ytmnd for years, nothing new. Unfortunately I can not find the original one anymore, but there are plenty of spoofs on ytmnd.
This is so hilarious I couldn't even get through the posting much less your comments which made me well up w/laughter. I'm wondering if that picture is current because if it is, he wants to go back in time to a place where he wouldn't be ridiculed daily for that flat top mullet do of his.
And where exactly do you think he was going to or going to do that weapons would be required? Kill a dinosaur or something?
This is a joke that has been going on on ytmnd for years, nothing new. Unfortunately I can not find the original one anymore, but there are plenty of spoofs on ytmnd.Gucci Fall Winter handbag
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 9th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
He apparently wants to go back to the time of Kid & Play.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I like that weapons are required, but not issued.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Hi, my name is Congressman Ron Paul, and I've done it at least once before myself and REALLY enjoyed 18th century America, so, count me in. I've tried the future and it looks too bleak and I accidentally brought back too many Star Wars fruit cakes that are jeopardizing my bid for the Presidency.
They blog and send me money, but sit on their lazy asses playing video games and smoke pot all day and night long. "The Force", at this point, is NOT with me. :(
Then want to bitch and complain why I'm not doing so well.
I want to go back in time, to a time, when there was no media and a man could be elected on his merit alone...
Quite possibly ALL the way back to the age of the dinosaur, I could run successfully as President then, it would be so easy even a caveman could do it, and quite possibly WIN!
But that flat topped mullet will have to go; we don't need a little green man named Dennis Kucinich seeking us out in his UFO harassing us, and eventually landing on your head, because he's a tad bit jealous I'm just a little bit indifferent too! Only to beam us up and anal probe us, because I've already had enough of taking it up the rear end by those who do not understand me and what I truly represent.
*sniff*
Sincerely, Ron Paul
January 10th, 2008 at 09:13 pm
This is a joke that has been going on on ytmnd for years, nothing new. Unfortunately I can not find the original one anymore, but there are plenty of spoofs on ytmnd.
January 18th, 2008 at 02:39 pm
This is so hilarious I couldn't even get through the posting much less your comments which made me well up w/laughter. I'm wondering if that picture is current because if it is, he wants to go back in time to a place where he wouldn't be ridiculed daily for that flat top mullet do of his.
And where exactly do you think he was going to or going to do that weapons would be required? Kill a dinosaur or something?
June 12th, 2009 at 05:39 am
This is a joke that has been going on on ytmnd for years, nothing new. Unfortunately I can not find the original one anymore, but there are plenty of spoofs on ytmnd.Gucci Fall Winter handbag
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