89% of People Want To Do Lois Griffin

January 11th, 2008 | 01:00 am

That's right, readers of The Taco have spoken and spoken loudly. Over 5,000 votes were cast and 89% of readers say they'd rather bang the Cartoon mom to the Griffins over the Cartoon Mom to the Simpsons. I must say, I didn't see this landslide coming, but I thought Crystal Pepsi would be huge, so what the fuck do I know?

As usual, here's real reactions from ACTUAL readers.

Cage Potato - I just couldn't see myself putting it in Marge Simpson's ass.

Rizzinator - How often do you get the chance to bang someone with blue pubes that's not a circus clown?

Michael J - They're cartoons. This is stupid.

Thanks to all who voted, and if you have a Who Would You Rather Do of your own, put it in the comments section and maybe we'll use it. Probably not though.

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4 Responses to "89% of People Want To Do Lois Griffin"

  1. joe Says:

    first choice Hillary Clinton,or Condoleezza Rice

  2. John C. Anderson Says:

    How about who would you rather do Rosie O'Donnel or Dracula's Daughter.

    Incidentally Dracula's Daughter is mentioned in a song I have here at break.com.

    It's called Godzilla's Granny.

    Maybe the quesiton should have been Rosie O'Donnel or Godzilla's Granny.

  3. quarrygirl Says:

    they would both lose to wilma flintstone! what a MILF!

  4. Gim Says:

    first. She is one babe! Marge takes the cake with breast implants imo

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