Being pregnant has its ups and downs (and I should know. My water just broke.) On the downside: you puke quite a bit, you have to experience something called an episiotomy and you get weird cravings for pickled grapefruit and WD-40. But on the upside: you get to skip your period for nine months, you get to experience the joy of childbirth and, most importantly for the male population, your breasts swell up like hot air balloons. For proof, here's newly pregnant Jessica Alba:
i didn't know that getting pregnant actually might make your boobs (if you're a girl) that much bigger. i see advantages in getting a girl knocked up.
i bet it is to make females still be sexy to the guy that has to put upp potentially enourmous hormonalflactuations aka going psyco over irrelevant stuff. (i know a "preggo" without the boob-advantage)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 10th, 2008 at 03:53 pm
daaaamn! lucky biotch!
January 10th, 2008 at 05:59 pm
She's not wearing any pants.
January 10th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
@cory: My gosh, don't let her end like Britney!
February 8th, 2008 at 06:57 pm
i didn't know that getting pregnant actually might make your boobs (if you're a girl) that much bigger. i see advantages in getting a girl knocked up.
i bet it is to make females still be sexy to the guy that has to put upp potentially enourmous hormonalflactuations aka going psyco over irrelevant stuff. (i know a "preggo" without the boob-advantage)
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