Last week the Seahawks were good to me and they covered even though Matt Hasselbeck played like he shit his pants on every first down and was just trying to get back to the sidelines as quick as possible to go clean up. Regardless, I've won 2 out of my last 3, which Meatloaf says isn't bad. (That's right, I made a Meatloaf reference, kiss my ass.)
On to this weekend's un-lock:
JAGUARS (+11) over Patriots
The Patriots are dominant, I know. But the Jaguars are like a urinal: if you shit on them, you're making a big mistake. It's supposed to be in the low 40s and potentially rainy in Foxboro this weekend and the Pats have old ass linebackers. If you don't think cold weather effects old people, you've never seen my dad try to tie his shoes in the morning. You think Mike Vrbael is going to be flying around making tackles? Apparently you haven't seen this picture of him.
I am just going to forget that you just told me Hasseldork poo's in his pants. Has anyone said anything about Philip Rivers lately?? No they haven't and you know why? Because most humans have compassion when thier team has a mentally handicapped qb leading thier team through the play-offs. hmm maybe the reason hasseldork has poo in his pants is the same reason Rivers consistently acts like a brand new restaurant mgr. They are both "special." I hate you
No chance. Pats will run this game. You're like Merril Hodge, just trying to stir shit to get people talking. Well, it worked. I'm talking. But you're wrong.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 10th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I am just going to forget that you just told me Hasseldork poo's in his pants. Has anyone said anything about Philip Rivers lately?? No they haven't and you know why? Because most humans have compassion when thier team has a mentally handicapped qb leading thier team through the play-offs. hmm maybe the reason hasseldork has poo in his pants is the same reason Rivers consistently acts like a brand new restaurant mgr. They are both "special." I hate you
January 10th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
No chance. Pats will run this game. You're like Merril Hodge, just trying to stir shit to get people talking. Well, it worked. I'm talking. But you're wrong.
-Magglio
http://applesandmoustaches.blogspot.com/
January 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
The 11+ was right on but it's dumb to say it would be agaisnt the patriots.
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