After watching this clip, I've decided to start a new feature here at Holy Taco:
Each and every day, there are moments of douchebaggery that cause us all to take notice. Today, Cory Delaney, you have provided us with that moment. Not only do you wear a fuzzy hooded coat sans t-shirt, you choose to run naked covering your undoubtedly small Australian penis when film crews arrive to interview you for destroying the neighborhood. Good show, sir! Now, here's a speech from Cory.
I want to thank my mom and dad, for believing in me when i said I was going to be a huge douchebag when I grew up and no one believed me. I also want to thank my friends, who are all huge douchebags in their own right. Also, I just want to say that I'm not going to rest on my laurels. I've already hatched a plan to crap in a bag and tie it to the wheel chair of a quadriplegic homeless person, as well as keeping a scoring system for varying levels of disgusting sex acts I plan to do to women. Thank you!
First of all, they are in Australia, not England, douche. Second, are there so few breaking news stories in Australia that this gets a three news team coverage?
Cory your a Wanker with a capital "W". In your favour, your only 16 and think the world is your oyster. But you have No awareness of what the real world and the Real Men in it could do to you. If i see you on the street, i'll give you the Attitude Adjustment you need and deserve. You'll fase out of the spot light, your a one hit wonder.
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January 13th, 2008 at 06:28 pm
First of all, they are in Australia, not England, douche. Second, are there so few breaking news stories in Australia that this gets a three news team coverage?
January 13th, 2008 at 08:49 pm
I think Mr "Anal" should be moved to the top of the list...
January 13th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
this guy is officially my hero he is the closest thing to McLovin we will ever see end of story
January 15th, 2008 at 05:38 am
Cory your a Wanker with a capital "W". In your favour, your only 16 and think the world is your oyster. But you have No awareness of what the real world and the Real Men in it could do to you. If i see you on the street, i'll give you the Attitude Adjustment you need and deserve. You'll fase out of the spot light, your a one hit wonder.
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