The Pan Flute Hall of Fame Exists

I am the first to admit that I don't know shit about the Pan Flute. I don't own a pan flute, or any albums where a pan flute is being flauted. Hell, I don't even own a skin flute. But, I do know that you can't have a goddamn Pan Flute Hall of Fame and not include Pan, the baddest ass flautist to ever flaut a Pan Flute. I mean, they named the freakin' flute after him. It's not called the Zamfir Flute. It's called the Pan Flute because Pan made it his own with all his kickass flauting. So, it's all the more tragic to leave him out of the hallowed Hall. That's like leaving Les Paul out of the Guitarist Hall of Fame or Tina Yothers out of the Tina Yothers Hall of Fame (that exists, right?). I just hope the Hall can come to its senses and add the most important flautist ever to flaut a Pan Flute.*

I mean, look how kickass Pan is. Who wouldn't want this guy in the Hall?

*Yes, I tried to see how many times I could use the words "flautist" and "flaut" in that paragraph. Yes, I also know that "flaut" isn't a real word.