Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

January 16th, 2008 | 12:00 am

According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She's the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen.  Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out.

usmagazine.com reports:

Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36, turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A.

"They looked like a couple and they were making out," a witness tells Us.
I think that's a misquote.  I think the witness meant to say:

"They look like a couple of sewer rats making out."

Seriously, I'm going to show you three pictures, you pick out the two human celebrities.

Comments

3 Responses to "Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen"

  1. Cosmin Says:

    What is that abomination?

  2. Brendon Says:

    Oh man, this post is killing me. Great Job!

  3. Kayleigh Says:

    haha! I have to confess, i loved this:P thank you:D

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