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once in awhile during the lets shop at the gap and do tummy to tummy underhand fist pulls into the backlot of your loved one festival its always nice to take your family portrait afterwards.
"Once a month, when the moon was full and crickets chirped in the quiet evening, Henry's wooden boy would turn into a real boy. And on those magical evenings, Henry would head to the local Olan Mills studio before a night of all-out dude-on-wooden-boy-turned-dude action."
"where is your hand?...its right here...where is your other hand?....its right here....where is your penis?....between two pillows...(together).....THOSE ARENT PILLOWS...HAHAHA ...OW... NOT SO MUCH.....ok shelby we're ready....snap away.....SAY FABULOUS...
The hack is back! Self-proclaimed comedian, The Amazing Jonathan, is attempting to resurrect his career. His new act? ....he's toting around a Liza Minelli (circa '63) ventriloquist dummy. Does humor have no bounds?
"Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro"
Dear Mom and Dad
The fabulous man to my right is steve and he is my manager at my restaurant...and i really dont know how to tell you this..but.....i i i m gay....i said it...YAY....and we love each other ( unlike you and mom)....anyhoo...since we dont really talk I wanted this picture to express the new and free MEEEEEEEEEE.....Love kurt...
p.s...mom doesnt he look like a hot john goodman..yummmmmmy!!!!
Who gives a shit about saving whales or feeding those starving african brats? If it were up to me we would have an army of rabid jewish monkeys packing heat in the form of straight blade razors. Although, they wouldn't be shaving stupid goaties off of mugly mowen. They would just cut off the whole fucking head and throw poop around.
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January 15th, 2008 at 04:39 pm
"We just love each other so much"
January 15th, 2008 at 05:04 pm
LEFT: " i call i'm catching tonight"
Right: "fuck off it's my turn and you know it "
January 15th, 2008 at 05:22 pm
Help! He smells of tuna melts and Drakkar Noir... I cannot take his constant pawing!
January 15th, 2008 at 05:48 pm
does this outfit make my face look gay?
January 15th, 2008 at 06:45 pm
"Trust me, I've had worse things drawn on my face."
January 15th, 2008 at 06:51 pm
"Uncle Terry's in my pants again!"
January 15th, 2008 at 06:58 pm
right : " MOM!! uncle chester wants to play hide the pickle again!! "
January 15th, 2008 at 07:01 pm
finding out you are spending a long weekend with your gay cousin...priceless!
January 15th, 2008 at 07:02 pm
once in awhile during the lets shop at the gap and do tummy to tummy underhand fist pulls into the backlot of your loved one festival its always nice to take your family portrait afterwards.
January 15th, 2008 at 07:10 pm
Feel my finger in your ass? .... Magic!
January 15th, 2008 at 07:23 pm
"After a brief hiatus, the Indigo Girls reunite for the Let's Be Friends tour."
January 15th, 2008 at 07:27 pm
"Once a month, when the moon was full and crickets chirped in the quiet evening, Henry's wooden boy would turn into a real boy. And on those magical evenings, Henry would head to the local Olan Mills studio before a night of all-out dude-on-wooden-boy-turned-dude action."
January 15th, 2008 at 07:55 pm
"where is your hand?...its right here...where is your other hand?....its right here....where is your penis?....between two pillows...(together).....THOSE ARENT PILLOWS...HAHAHA ...OW... NOT SO MUCH.....ok shelby we're ready....snap away.....SAY FABULOUS...
January 15th, 2008 at 08:00 pm
For the Year 2025 Reunion Tour, Tom Cruise and Britney Spears exhibit the hidden dangers of Tantric Scientology.
January 15th, 2008 at 08:20 pm
Left: "Comon, I thought you wanted to try it! Let's go, 1....2....3... Penis!"
Right: "NOOOWAHHHHHH!"
January 15th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
The hack is back! Self-proclaimed comedian, The Amazing Jonathan, is attempting to resurrect his career. His new act? ....he's toting around a Liza Minelli (circa '63) ventriloquist dummy. Does humor have no bounds?
January 15th, 2008 at 08:32 pm
"Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro"
January 15th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
Easy to tell who the man is in this relationship, am I right? No, really, it's me, I swear! Why else would I have this sweet sharpie goatee?
January 15th, 2008 at 09:07 pm
Dressing up as Cagney and Lacey for Halloween is NOT dated....screw you guys.
January 15th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
See..... Brittanys kids will turn out just fine..... :0
January 15th, 2008 at 09:44 pm
"I cant believe im doing this....fucking colts"
January 15th, 2008 at 09:56 pm
"Oh, I Jutht love thith one! Thith ith uth right after Buffy'th firtht bowl cut!"
January 15th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
"For those special moments in life when a finger down the throat just won't do the trick."
January 15th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
"Sorry we never got the invitation to the family reunion! We're assuming it got lost in the mail. Hope this photo will suffice!"
Love,
Terry and Kris
January 15th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Canada made us official! YAY!
January 15th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
hey a unicorn!
January 16th, 2008 at 12:15 am
"Not everyone can be beautiful as us!"
January 16th, 2008 at 01:48 am
Do these glasses make me look like a fag or a dyke?
January 16th, 2008 at 02:31 am
"Oh Jan I just love your Adam's Apple"
January 16th, 2008 at 02:32 am
When I Use (Old Spice) We Really get close, It works every time........Thanks
January 16th, 2008 at 02:50 am
Dear Mom and Dad
The fabulous man to my right is steve and he is my manager at my restaurant...and i really dont know how to tell you this..but.....i i i m gay....i said it...YAY....and we love each other ( unlike you and mom)....anyhoo...since we dont really talk I wanted this picture to express the new and free MEEEEEEEEEE.....Love kurt...
p.s...mom doesnt he look like a hot john goodman..yummmmmmy!!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 11:38 am
"Alabama couple caught making sexy time with children"
January 16th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
unequivocal ambiguity. "OMG Teh gayness!"
January 16th, 2008 at 01:43 pm
"things could have been so different for Jim Carey."
January 16th, 2008 at 02:02 pm
Only after you remove the blue Photoshop effect do you realize just how gay Tom Goes To The Mayor was.
January 16th, 2008 at 02:43 pm
It's Trey Parker and Matt Stone sans the success.
January 16th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
Olan Mills, in keeping up with the contemporary family, has announced their family photo winners.
January 16th, 2008 at 04:18 pm
Out of body experience gone really bad- Do not try this at home or this could happen to you too!!
January 16th, 2008 at 04:36 pm
BEFORE : AFTER.
-= Insta-Transvestite formula 57, the proof is in the pants =-
January 16th, 2008 at 04:45 pm
see..? i take my hand out of this dummy's ass and it stops talking.
January 16th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
"Jaden James & Sean Preston - Spears family reunion - May 21, 2037"
January 17th, 2008 at 08:36 pm
I'm a woman damnit, I have a vagina now!
January 20th, 2008 at 06:23 pm
Our asses hurt but we blame the aliens.
January 20th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
Who gives a shit about saving whales or feeding those starving african brats? If it were up to me we would have an army of rabid jewish monkeys packing heat in the form of straight blade razors. Although, they wouldn't be shaving stupid goaties off of mugly mowen. They would just cut off the whole fucking head and throw poop around.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:21 am
hmmmm,i sure wish that there was a picture for me to comment on. what the funk is this photo currently unavailable nonsense? anyways...pussydoyle.
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