Let me ask you this question: How can you still seem like the biggest frickin' tool on the planet when you're doing something as bad ass as jumping off the Empire State building? Answer: Be this dude. My favorite part of this is that he keeps saying "Guys, if you don't let me go, I will fall and die. Guys! I will faaaall and diiiiie!" Tell me you can't watch this annoying jerk off without at some point thinking, "Just fall and f*&king die already!"
My favorite part is the crying baby in the background. I would have turned to the baby's parents and said: "Can you shut your kid the hell up? I'm trying to hear what this idiot is saying!"
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January 15th, 2008 at 08:51 pm
My favorite part is the crying baby in the background. I would have turned to the baby's parents and said: "Can you shut your kid the hell up? I'm trying to hear what this idiot is saying!"
January 15th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
So how did they resolve that shit? It didn't look like an easy task to get his ass back up over that gate thing.
January 16th, 2008 at 06:59 pm
I love how the fat cop thinks he's going to actually do something about this.
January 16th, 2008 at 07:09 pm
that's what I was thinking, Katy..... what's he gonna do? Tase him - and insure his death? kinda silly.
March 15th, 2008 at 01:49 am
Too bad he didn't fall over the wall, smashing his dumbass face into the ledge, and fall to his death.
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