Jump Off The Empire State Building...Sorta

January 15th, 2008 | 08:10 pm


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Let me ask you this question: How can you still seem like the biggest frickin' tool on the planet when you're doing something as bad ass as jumping off the Empire State building? Answer: Be this dude. My favorite part of this is that he keeps saying "Guys, if you don't let me go, I will fall and die. Guys! I will faaaall and diiiiie!" Tell me you can't watch this annoying jerk off without at some point thinking, "Just fall and f*&king die already!"

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5 Responses to "Jump Off The Empire State Building...Sorta"

  1. Eli Says:

    Too bad he didn't fall over the wall, smashing his dumbass face into the ledge, and fall to his death.

  2. Vent Says:

    that's what I was thinking, Katy..... what's he gonna do? Tase him - and insure his death? kinda silly.

  3. Katy Says:

    I love how the fat cop thinks he's going to actually do something about this.

  4. Ryan Says:

    So how did they resolve that shit? It didn't look like an easy task to get his ass back up over that gate thing.

  5. Daily Strip Show Comment Spam Sux Says:

    My favorite part is the crying baby in the background. I would have turned to the baby's parents and said: "Can you shut your kid the hell up? I'm trying to hear what this idiot is saying!"

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