Matthew McConaughey Grows Baby

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting a child, according to people.com:

"My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together," McConaughey writes.  "It's 3 months grown in her womb"

Really?  They made it together?  She didn't magically create sperm from a witches spell and put it in her vagina?  And who the hell says "It's 3 months grown in her womb?"  That's it, I officially hate Matthew McConaughey.  I used to make excuses for him like "maybe he does wear shirts, they just always take pictures of him in the morning before he puts one on," and "maybe he's not a no-talent douche, he just doesn't do well when movie cameras are on him," but now, I'm through making excuses.  Maybe I'm being too harsh though.  Let's hear what else he said:

McConaughey adds in the message he wrote: "Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution."

He signs his message, "Wow, McConaughey."

Ladies and Gentleman, I think that qualifies as....