Tom Cruise Makes Totally Normal Scientology Video
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We got ahold of the Tom Cruise Scientology video that the scientologists played before they gave him his Butthole Trophy of Magnificent Award for lifelong achievement of being a cult member. (I’m totally getting killed for writing that sentence.) This video has a lot of terrifying/hilarious parts, but my favorite is his condescending laughter when talking about something called SPs. Then he mentions a lot of other acronyms that I didn’t understand and am too lazy too look up. Hey, if I’m already dead I may as well spend my time doing something I enjoy (masturbating while blogging. And masturbating.)
Tags: Scientology, Tom Cruise, Video
January 16th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Scientologists loves pants, so I hate them. Die PANTS WEARERS!! DIE!1!!
January 16th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I made it to 5:08 before I put the barrel of my 9mm in my mouth. Can anyone beat that?
January 16th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I know that KXW and ppsp has meant just as much to me. Tom Cruise is a fantastic Leader and a Great Man…..Damn, I’m sorry. He’s a friggen flake.
January 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Um why can only scientologists help at an accident scene? Shit, don’t even call the paramedics, call the scientologists. They are the only ones that can help!
I find it really scary that he thinks scientology is the only thing that can and does help people. Is he insane? That kind of egocentric thinking, that your religion is the best and only, is what causes so many problems in this world today. I think it is highly ironic he talks about suppression with this “religion.” Just Google what the church of scientology has done to stop people from bad mouthing them, not to even mention brain washing their members.
Man he looks crazy eyed. I also like the part where he says he would like to “romp and play” and go on vacation , but he can’t, because he “knows.” Last time I checked he travels around the world. Wtf is he exactly doing to make a difference? He’s full of shit, and he isn’t even coherent.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
tom cruise will self destruct in 10..
January 16th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
KSW -> Keep scientology working
“Suppressive Person, often abbreviated SP, is a term used in Scientology to describe the “antisocial personalities” who, according to Scientology’s founder L. Ron Hubbard, make up about 2.5% of the population. Another 18% are PTS (Potential Trouble Source), as a result of the SPs”
January 16th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
First off who wears a turtle neck and i couldn’t make it even half way throught before wanting to shoot everyone around me and then myself
January 16th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
If he believes that scientologists can help to get people along, send him and all the others to Iraq
January 17th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Its just like watching The Office
January 17th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
5:47 minutes and I’ve had it. The fucker is insane but then again so are all libeals
January 17th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Liberalism is a Mental disorder Now, who said that?