Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Are Sexy

I'll admit it, I like girls. I know this admission makes me a "weirdo" and a "pervert," but I think it's important to be honest because some of you out there in Internetland might share my same condition. For those of you struggling to live with this condition, I am announcing the start of a support group called VA (Vaginaholics Anonymous) where we could share our experiences, trials, and tribulations with each other. The healing can't begin until we admit who we truly are.

"Hello, my name is Cory and I'm a Vaginaholic."

See, that wasn't so hard and it feels great to stop living a lie. A filthy, dirty lie with a perfect ass and legs that won't quit and a huge set of...sorry, I got off track there. If you'd like to join this group and finally get the support you really need, meetings are held at the Holy Taco conference room seven days a week. If you don't think you need to join, check out these photos of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio and you'll be a member in no time.

Courtesy of TheGrumpiest.com