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Scientists Make Amazing Discovery!

Scientists believe they have discovered the secret of tiny Kylie Minogue’s perfect legs.

Research found the average 5ft 4in woman would need shapely 30.5 inch long legs to reach perfection.

“Although her legs are petite, they are proportionally long compared with her small frame,” reports New Scientist.

Every time I read shit about scientists, it’s never anything like what my science class was like at all. If I knew being a scientist was just a big ass party where you sit around with your buddies and go “I wonder why I like boobs? Let’s get a few million dollars of federal money and a lab and find out,” I wouldn’t be here writing a blog. Instead, I have NO IDEA why I like boobs and have to sit here all day and wonder about the different possible reasons.

Tags: Kylie Minogue, scientists

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2 Responses to “Scientists Make Amazing Discovery!”

Billy Bunghole Says:
January 17th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I like boobs
tastytater Says:
January 17th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
This article is amazing!! Kind of like my crazy high-school physics teacher, who at the beginning of the semester said we can learn the physics of anything. I said what about an icecream cone? He said sure. I should have said perfect legs or boobies!!! I am such an idiot. . . maybe that is why I am this way. (sigh)