That's right, Holy Taco readers have cast their vote, and it's definitive: Chelsea Clinton is more doable than her mom. Now, I caught a lot of shit this week from people saying that the "Who Would You Rather Do," was gross, but in real life, aren't we sometimes faced with two unpleasant options? Don't we still have to make a choice? The answer to both questions is yes.
As usual, here's REAL reactions from ACTUAL Holy Taco readers:
Kipp T. - Can I choose Bill instead?
Biggie Su - This is disgusting...people are saying with the addition of Bill's sperm you get a more desirable Hillary?
Eric V. - As much as I'd want Hillary (for the story) I'd have to agree that Chelsea would be a better lay. Hillary would be all business, she probably wouldn't even want to cuddle afterwards.
Who says it's Bills? Don't forget about Foster. I still wonder why He committed suicide, or did he? I also wonder if that's Bills only child, wedlock or not!
If Hillary can't even control her own Husband and then lie for him, what makes you or anyone think she should be President? Like I said , what makes anyone believe it's his anyhow. Maybe it's another right wing conspiracy or Maybe you will find it in the missing 900 plus files from Hillary. I think it has something to do with their Chinese connections though. What a bunch of losers.
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January 18th, 2008 at 01:31 am
She's had plastic surgery, you know. Not that it helps. Once an Arkansan, always a razorback.
January 18th, 2008 at 04:42 am
Call me a Chelsea's Vagina-pologist, but I think that she's looking good.
January 18th, 2008 at 06:05 am
I too think that Chelsea is looking pretty good. I'd hit it in a minute.
January 18th, 2008 at 01:00 pm
Her cunt is as cold as ice.
January 18th, 2008 at 01:59 pm
I would would pound my weenie till it looked like hamburger before I would dawg that
January 18th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
I've always wondered if she has her mother's apathetic attitude toward sex or her dad's "bang anything that moves" attitude.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Who says it's Bills? Don't forget about Foster. I still wonder why He committed suicide, or did he? I also wonder if that's Bills only child, wedlock or not!
If Hillary can't even control her own Husband and then lie for him, what makes you or anyone think she should be President? Like I said , what makes anyone believe it's his anyhow. Maybe it's another right wing conspiracy or Maybe you will find it in the missing 900 plus files from Hillary. I think it has something to do with their Chinese connections though. What a bunch of losers.
January 19th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Looks too much like her mother. Probley ice cold like hillary. yuck.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
one word: PIG
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