Russian Dog Jealous Of Jessica Alba. Has Baby.

January 17th, 2008 | 01:50 pm

As a longtime fan of The Weekly World News, I was pleasantly surprised to see this story about a Russian dog who gave birth to some human-ish mutant creature. Well, it's not really a story because there are no words, it's just a series of pictures on a Russian website called Pravda.com.

Now, before we all go crazy and accuse Mickey Rourke of going to Moscow and impregnating a dog, I think it should be pointed out that a few of the other "articles" on this website are: "Aliens Caught On Tape For The First Time," "Teenager Invents Air Powered Car," and "Toyota To Launch Plug-In Hybrid by 2010."

So far the dog hasn't decided on a name for it's new precious little one, but it's leaning towards Lindsay Lohanski.

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4 Responses to "Russian Dog Jealous Of Jessica Alba. Has Baby."

  1. Holy Cow Says:

    omfg! reminds of that family guy episode where Lois's dad fuck'd his dog and it babies that looked just like this. oh shit, that's gross. these people should be featured on dr. phil.

  2. close, but not quite Says:

    Actually it was Ted Turner that raped Lois' Dad's dog....other than that, you're right on.

  3. Glen Quagmire Says:

    giggity giggity giggity all right

  4. Viccius Says:

    Its actually hydrocephalia, its quite normal among dog breeders

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