The only reason I posted this grainy ass Star Trek Teaser trailer is because it serves a more important purpose: A nerd test. Based on your reaction to watching this low-quality youtube embed, you can find out just how much of a nerd you are. Here's how it breaks down.
You:
Are Not A Nerd: You watched about twenty seconds of it, realized it was super low quality, then turned it off.
Are A Low Level Nerd: You watched the whole thing, and when the voice over said "Space. The final frontier," you had a tingly feeling in your stomach, similar to the one you feel when you watch the preview of what's going to happen on the next "Lost."
Wear A Headset When You Play Role Playing Video Games Level Nerd: You watched the whole thing, got excited at the voice over, then looked online for a better version of the trailer. When you couldn't find one, you tried to find information about what movie that trailer was going to play before.
Masturbate to Comic Books Level Nerd: Watched the whole thing, excited at the voice over, but then instead of searching for a higher resolution version, you called a friend who you KNEW would know whether or not there was one.
Have Never Seen A Vagina And Can't Foresee A Scenario In Which You Would Level Nerd: You received a call from a friend asking you whether or not there was a higher resolution version of this trailer.
It was kind of a crappy trailer, not withstanding the quality. I mean "Under Construction" has been lame since 1997, at least. But I still recognized Leonard Nimoy's voice.
What level of nerd am I if I already saw the trailer at midnight thursday. Squealed the second I saw the bad robot logo and applauded after the trailer was done?
Crap, you almost tricked me into becoming a, "Wear A Headset When You Play Role Playing Video Games Level Nerd." With the video quality being that bad, I instinctivly started looking online for a better video. Stupid robot brain.
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January 17th, 2008 at 08:49 pm
I just came a little bit...
January 17th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
It was kind of a crappy trailer, not withstanding the quality. I mean "Under Construction" has been lame since 1997, at least. But I still recognized Leonard Nimoy's voice.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
isn't it a snobby nerd that won't watch a clip based on poor video quality
January 17th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
star trek star trek yay! this is going to be big in the media. watch. anychance to dress up and play space lol
January 18th, 2008 at 07:20 pm
What level of nerd am I if I already saw the trailer at midnight thursday. Squealed the second I saw the bad robot logo and applauded after the trailer was done?
January 19th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
vagina ? whats one of them ?
January 21st, 2008 at 05:48 pm
Crap, you almost tricked me into becoming a, "Wear A Headset When You Play Role Playing Video Games Level Nerd." With the video quality being that bad, I instinctivly started looking online for a better video. Stupid robot brain.
March 15th, 2009 at 05:42 pm
He he .. I started looking for a better quality four seconds into it.
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