When you talk to a crowd of African American people, you quote songs by the Baha Men.
Say things like "bling bling" when referring to a necklace a small African American child is wearing.
Here's one way to know you're a gigantic idiot:
Do both of the above on MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY.
Seriously, people, how can you vote for this schmuck after seeing this? He thinks that relating to African American people means quoting shitty songs from ten years ago that were produced for the sole purpose of getting hockey crowds pumped up. African Americans don't listen to Baha Men! Baha Men don't listen to Baha Men! Does he honestly think the following thought is going to go through the head of someone in attendance:
"I just don't know who to vote for. I like Obama's take on health care, and McCain's take on campaign finance reform, but - wait a second, did Mitt Romney just say bling bling? He understands us! Finally, someone who understands us!
the best part is when he says, "that's michael! that's michael jordan!!" i can't wait til he goes to chinatown and spots bruce lee...mitt romney, man of the ethnic peoples
Mitt Romney's a punk bitch. Hey but at least he didn't fall asleep during a remembrance of Dr. King like someoooone we knooooooow! (I'm talking to you, Carrot Top!)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 21st, 2008 at 08:55 pm
the best part is when he says, "that's michael! that's michael jordan!!" i can't wait til he goes to chinatown and spots bruce lee...mitt romney, man of the ethnic peoples
January 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Mitt Romney's a punk bitch. Hey but at least he didn't fall asleep during a remembrance of Dr. King like someoooone we knooooooow! (I'm talking to you, Carrot Top!)
January 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Speaking of Dr. King, I wonder if Bridget Moynihan feels honored that she shared MILF Monday with him.
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