If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet...well you're a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now engaged to Ryan Reynolds:
The 'Lost in Translation' actress, who has been dating Ryan for almost a year, is said to be smitten with the 'Smokin' Aces' star and has accepted his marriage proposal.
A source said: "We can expect an engagement announcement from Ryan and Scarlett any day now. They are very much in love and have decided to take the next step. Scarlett is thrilled!"
But, with every story there is a silver lining. At least you won't have to...um, I mean, there's always...nope. Sorry, this story pretty much sucks all around. Congratulations Ryan. I definitely hope you don't suffer a non-lethal, but serious injury that horribly disfigures your face.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 21st, 2008 at 02:40 pm
That god damned lucky bastard. He stole my woman.
January 21st, 2008 at 04:39 pm
NO! NO! NO! One thousand times NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
January 21st, 2008 at 05:54 pm
This is a sad day.
January 21st, 2008 at 07:28 pm
Been there, done that. Don't worry guys you didn't miss much. Oh wait! Shit it's 8a.m.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:49 pm
as i saw this article, keep hope alive by crystal method started playing on my itunes, so i'm pretty sure this is no big deal.
January 21st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
No worries. He'll probably end up dead in an apartment in NYC.
January 22nd, 2008 at 01:29 am
She sucks. Seriously look at her..killer body yes but one eye is looking one way and the other is looking in the opposite direction. FUGLY!
January 22nd, 2008 at 05:35 pm
which_is_worse_news (HeathLedger.isAlive = "false" || ScarleJohansson.isEngaged = "true")
May 9th, 2009 at 01:10 pm
she has eyes??
August 18th, 2009 at 09:09 pm
You mean she would have had sex with me before?!!? FUCK! Thanks for telling me!
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