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	<title>Comments on: Scarlett Johansson Won&#8217;t Have Sex With You Now</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: holy cow</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1739</link>
		<dc:creator>holy cow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Holy Cow</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1726</link>
		<dc:creator>Holy Cow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>which_is_worse_news (HeathLedger.isAlive = "false" &#124;&#124; ScarleJohansson.isEngaged = "true")</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>which_is_worse_news (HeathLedger.isAlive = &#8220;false&#8221; || ScarleJohansson.isEngaged = &#8220;true&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>By: Jimmy Bata n Balls</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1679</link>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Bata n Balls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She sucks.  Seriously look at her..killer body yes but one eye is looking one way and the other is looking in the opposite direction.  FUGLY!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She sucks.  Seriously look at her..killer body yes but one eye is looking one way and the other is looking in the opposite direction.  FUGLY!</p>
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		<title>By: Sasha Vujacic</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1673</link>
		<dc:creator>Sasha Vujacic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No worries.  He'll probably end up dead in an apartment in NYC.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No worries.  He&#8217;ll probably end up dead in an apartment in NYC.</p>
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		<title>By: josh</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1672</link>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>as i saw this article, keep hope alive by crystal method started playing on my itunes, so i'm pretty sure this is no big deal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as i saw this article, keep hope alive by crystal method started playing on my itunes, so i&#8217;m pretty sure this is no big deal.</p>
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		<title>By: BigToe</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1656</link>
		<dc:creator>BigToe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Been there, done that. Don't worry guys you didn't miss much. Oh wait! Shit it's 8a.m.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been there, done that. Don&#8217;t worry guys you didn&#8217;t miss much. Oh wait! Shit it&#8217;s 8a.m.</p>
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		<title>By: IndianaMike</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1651</link>
		<dc:creator>IndianaMike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a sad day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a sad day.</p>
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		<title>By: Daily Strip Show Comment Spam Sux</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1648</link>
		<dc:creator>Daily Strip Show Comment Spam Sux</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NO! NO! NO!  One thousand times NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NO! NO! NO!  One thousand times NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: NakedGod</title>
		<link>http://www.holytaco.com/2008/01/22/scarlett-johansson-wont-have-sex-with-you-now/#comment-1640</link>
		<dc:creator>NakedGod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That god damned lucky bastard. He stole my woman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That god damned lucky bastard. He stole my woman.</p>
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