Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady braved the freezing temperatures of New York City to party at hotspot Butter Monday night. Just one problem: Her ex-boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio, was sitting just two tables away.
The old flames did not interact, with Gisele cuddling up to Brady in a corner banquette while DiCaprio spent most of the night messaging on his PDA. As the night wound down, Buncdchen and Brady left hand-in-hand - and DiCaprio didn't even look up.
In related news, somewhere outside of Hoboken, Eli Manning went to a Denny's with Camryn Manheim and ran into an assistant manager he used to date.
Seriously though, put up a fight DiCaprio, Jesus. You can't just go into "Overweight Sorority Girl" mode and start pretending to text message people just cause you've been out-penised. You gotta go onto that dance floor, find the sluttiest woman available, start dirty dancing with her, then "accidentally" get near Tom and Gisele's table. Then start doing one of those sloppy revenge makeouts, where you're licking the girls face while you stare out of the corner of your eye at your ex. Then when Gisele makes eye contact with you, be like "oh, I didn't even know you guys were here. Let me buy you a round. I gotta take off now because this random woman is going to fellate me while I watch a recording of last years AFC championship game where the colts kicked the shit ouf of you guys. Then pat Brady on the back and go "No offense, Tom," as you laugh heartily.
I like Eli Manning for the reason you alluded to there: he seems like a regular guy. He goes to work, he does his job, he goes home. No fancy last second changes of the play (like his brother), no 5,000 endorsements per minute, no BS like in the article. He's the Cinderella kid. I hope the Giants whip the Pats ass for that reason alone.
Sorry Vent...I gotta disagree. He entered the NFL like a spoiled brat. The Giants stupidly decked out the Chargers with some AWESOME players for one average talent with a big last name 1st round draft pick. Among many things, the look on Manning's face when he was picked by San Diego said "I'm ENTITLED to play for a more successful team." He came away from the draft looking like a spoiled brat and he won't ever convince some people that he's not.
With his appearance in the SuperBowl this year, mark my words...next season you are going to see Peyton and Eli take turns pitching everything from underwear to hotdogs repeatedly in back to back commercials.
You're hoping that "the Giants whip the Pats ass for that reason alone." Whether people want to believe it or not, Tom Brady is the direct contrast of Eli Manning. He has unselfishly left salary cap room for his linemen, receivers, and the defense of the Patriots to improve the overall team. He turns down endorsement deals constantly, and brought as many Pat players in on the only one I can recall him doing.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 21st, 2008 at 05:48 pm
I like Eli Manning for the reason you alluded to there: he seems like a regular guy. He goes to work, he does his job, he goes home. No fancy last second changes of the play (like his brother), no 5,000 endorsements per minute, no BS like in the article. He's the Cinderella kid. I hope the Giants whip the Pats ass for that reason alone.
January 21st, 2008 at 06:28 pm
I don't want to see the Pats win again, but now with the Packers out I think it's inevitable.
January 23rd, 2008 at 03:22 pm
Sorry Vent...I gotta disagree. He entered the NFL like a spoiled brat. The Giants stupidly decked out the Chargers with some AWESOME players for one average talent with a big last name 1st round draft pick. Among many things, the look on Manning's face when he was picked by San Diego said "I'm ENTITLED to play for a more successful team." He came away from the draft looking like a spoiled brat and he won't ever convince some people that he's not.
With his appearance in the SuperBowl this year, mark my words...next season you are going to see Peyton and Eli take turns pitching everything from underwear to hotdogs repeatedly in back to back commercials.
You're hoping that "the Giants whip the Pats ass for that reason alone." Whether people want to believe it or not, Tom Brady is the direct contrast of Eli Manning. He has unselfishly left salary cap room for his linemen, receivers, and the defense of the Patriots to improve the overall team. He turns down endorsement deals constantly, and brought as many Pat players in on the only one I can recall him doing.
January 24th, 2008 at 07:45 pm
you bring up some goods points. I hope your wrong about the endorsements (although I have a feeling your not).
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