Years later when Tom won his first mechanical bull championship he was asked, "How'd you learn to ride a mechanical bull like that?" he replied with a laughing look: "I rode cows."
sometimes charles manson takes a break from slaughtering and doing the silence of the lambs dance to christian rock......and just ride some fat bitches.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:25 pm
Saddle up little cowboy, don't you know? We're going to the West End Rodeo.
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:25 pm
This is only fun because last year she was on top!
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:30 pm
Longest 8 seconds of my life!
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:34 pm
I have hit rock bottom, no where but up from here!
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:35 pm
Kevin Federline and Brittney Spears 25th aniversary celebration if they were still married.
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:38 pm
After years of avoiding the dangerous beast I finally must confront my white whale.
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:41 pm
Free Willy!
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:43 pm
Best. Bar Mitzvah. Ever.
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:44 pm
Mechanical bull not working please mount, tickle and hold on!
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:47 pm
Now all she has to do is keep him on for 8 seconds.
January 22nd, 2008 at 04:59 pm
CHAAAARRGE!!!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 05:13 pm
When people learn how to bull ride they often start with cows.
January 22nd, 2008 at 05:23 pm
---a small bar outside of Oshkosh, Wisconsin before the Packers game---
Option 1:
(dude in back taking photo)
"These pasties really know how to get down"
(man riding local porn star)
"yeahhhhh..."
(dude in back taking photo)
"smells like rotten cottage cheese in this bitch"
Option 2:
(dude in back taking photo)
"WHAT THE FUCK"
January 22nd, 2008 at 05:24 pm
I like playing Horsy with Uncle Frank, cause he doesnt play it naked like Daddy
January 22nd, 2008 at 07:49 pm
Years later when Tom won his first mechanical bull championship he was asked, "How'd you learn to ride a mechanical bull like that?" he replied with a laughing look: "I rode cows."
January 22nd, 2008 at 07:51 pm
"you in the black shorts.....you're next!!!!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 08:47 pm
Save a Horse Ride a Fat chick
January 22nd, 2008 at 09:35 pm
Rob Reiner and Sally Struthers at a recent "All In The Family" reunion.
January 22nd, 2008 at 09:40 pm
THIS IS GERMANY!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 09:45 pm
" He once went 8 seconds on a bull named 2 can chew"
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Hey Spielberg, get off Jabba so we can film the next scene.
January 23rd, 2008 at 01:23 am
"Whiskey for me, and a beer for my horse!"
January 23rd, 2008 at 02:37 am
At first Stan thought it was elephantitis of the nuts, but it grew into his conjoined twin sister, Harriette.
January 23rd, 2008 at 02:43 am
"This is the wierdest dump I ever took!"
January 23rd, 2008 at 03:53 am
Two men enter...one man leaves!
January 23rd, 2008 at 04:21 am
"Does this guy make my ass look big?"
January 23rd, 2008 at 05:35 am
...and I thought tontons smelled bad.
January 23rd, 2008 at 06:59 am
Hurry up morrie ..take picture!.... before i lose kosher status hahaha.....shabat shalom bitch!!!..yeahhh
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Save a horse, ride a... cow?
January 23rd, 2008 at 02:51 pm
sometimes charles manson takes a break from slaughtering and doing the silence of the lambs dance to christian rock......and just ride some fat bitches.
January 23rd, 2008 at 04:52 pm
The fat organization, donates transportation to the homeless.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Jerry celebrated his divorce from his 400 lb. wife by partying with his new 600 lb. girflriend, Cherry.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Bob celebrated when the airlines refused to fly his new girlfriend back to Samoa due to her weight.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Here we see Barry, the undefeated champion of his fraternity's "Hoggin" contest.
January 24th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Apparently, this is the kind of girl you get when you have a jew order the stripper; enough booty for 8 magical days and nights (possibly more.)
January 26th, 2008 at 06:23 am
uRBAN COWBOY 2 "THE NEXT RIDE"
January 27th, 2008 at 03:00 am
She claims she just comes from a family of big bones
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:50 am
Momma`s dont let babie`s grow up to be cowboys
March 7th, 2008 at 01:47 am
save a horse ride a cow
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