According to usmagazine.com, Jessica Alba is scared of breastfeeding.
She says she recently had a dream and "it had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I'm paranoid about. More than giving birth."
A dream? What could have happened in that dream that caused her to freak out about breastfeeding? I can't even imagine what could have...wait...I think I have an idea as to what spooked her...
{Editor's Note} He has a computer because I'm too lazy to erase it in photoshop. Although feel free to make up your own dream scenarios involving evil Carrot Top baby and the computer.
I thought maybe it was something like "hmmm no emails, let me check my facebook. huh nothing there. Well looks like I have nothing else to do, oh wait a minute I am the bastard seed of carrot top and my mom is Jessica Alba, so give me some titty.
Your right, (insert one teardrop here), I have been struggling with my weight as of late, and instead of just dealing with it, I come here to Holytaco to vent my pathetic fat thoughts out on here. HOW DID YOU EVER FIND ME OUT?
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January 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 am
I thought maybe it was something like "hmmm no emails, let me check my facebook. huh nothing there. Well looks like I have nothing else to do, oh wait a minute I am the bastard seed of carrot top and my mom is Jessica Alba, so give me some titty.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 am
ha! well played carrotman. well played indeed
January 23rd, 2008 at 03:28 pm
get off the computer carrotman and come suck my titties you fat bastard
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Your right, (insert one teardrop here), I have been struggling with my weight as of late, and instead of just dealing with it, I come here to Holytaco to vent my pathetic fat thoughts out on here. HOW DID YOU EVER FIND ME OUT?
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