Britney Spears was in court today to try and get "therapeutic visitation rights." In case you don't know what those are, it's essentially saying to the judge, "Hey, I'm way too bat-shit crazy to take care of my kids. But maybe if you let me see them just a little bit, it would make me less crazy. Or at least I'd stop taking my doody and rubbing it on things."
Unfortunately, Brit never made it to the actual courtroom and had already left the building when Kevin was sworn in. Her lawyer said, "I don't know whether she'll be here or not. I don't want to delay the hearing."
Nice. It's always good when you're lawyer is like "screw it. Let's just get this crap over with. I get paid either way." If you want a good measurement as to just how far she's fallen, she used to be really hot, and now I can put these two pictures together and no one thinks it's an accident.
Isn't great that the truth is finally cutting through all the PR BS! You just cannot leave your kids to the handlers at Disney for their entire childhood and expect them to not a a bad egg when they are grown.
Brittany Spears is a stone cold FOX! Her music sucks but she is WAY HOT. I would love to plug every hole in her body, she needs to make a fuckin' porno yo!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 22nd, 2008 at 08:54 pm
Isn't great that the truth is finally cutting through all the PR BS! You just cannot leave your kids to the handlers at Disney for their entire childhood and expect them to not a a bad egg when they are grown.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
i thought i would never say this, but she needs to turn to scientology
January 23rd, 2008 at 04:17 am
Brittany Spears is a stone cold FOX! Her music sucks but she is WAY HOT. I would love to plug every hole in her body, she needs to make a fuckin' porno yo!
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