Now that Tony Romo shit the bed, booting the Cowboys from the playoffs, rumors are flying around that Romo dumped Jessica Simpson. Well, Jessica Simpson is here to set the record straight. Usmagazine.com reports:
"That rag completely fabricated and made up that story," Simpsons rep Cindi Berger tells Usmagazine.com in a statement.
Simpson's lawyers have sent a strongly-worded letter demanding a retraction for the article.
I did some investigating of my own, and found that before her lawyers sent that letter, Jessica Simpson sent one herself. Don't ask me how I got this, just know that wearing a fake mustache and pretending to be an oil baron named Bartholomew Cadence Wellington III were involved.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 24th, 2008 at 05:53 pm
Christ, she's overrated! In every single aspect possible.
January 25th, 2008 at 04:03 am
LOVE JESSICA! GET OFF HER BACK!! SHE IS THE GREATEST SWEETEST MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN AROUND..............................
January 25th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Megan must be 12, and blind. -shrug-
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