Jessica Simpson Writes Us a Letter

Now that Tony Romo shit the bed, booting the Cowboys from the playoffs, rumors are flying around that Romo dumped Jessica Simpson. Well, Jessica Simpson is here to set the record straight. Usmagazine.com reports:

“That rag completely fabricated and made up that story,” Simpsons rep Cindi Berger tells Usmagazine.com in a statement.

Simpson’s lawyers have sent a strongly-worded letter demanding a retraction for the article.

I did some investigating of my own, and found that before her lawyers sent that letter, Jessica Simpson sent one herself. Don’t ask me how I got this, just know that wearing a fake mustache and pretending to be an oil baron named Bartholomew Cadence Wellington III were involved.

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3 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Writes Us a Letter”

  1. Daily Strip Show Comment Spam Sux Says:

    Christ, she’s overrated! In every single aspect possible.

  2. MEGAN Says:

    LOVE JESSICA! GET OFF HER BACK!! SHE IS THE GREATEST SWEETEST MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN AROUND…………………………

  3. Cosmin Says:

    Megan must be 12, and blind. -shrug-

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