Angelina Jolie's Baggy Dress Hides Baby?

Last night the Screen Actors Guild Awards were held.  I had the choice of watching the ceremony or holding my breath until I passed out.  When I awoke on the floor this morning, I read this: 

Angelina Jolie was the center of attention at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday night: the actress' loose and flowing vintage Hermes dress fueled rumors the actress is expecting.

So they think she's hiding a pregnant stomach under that dress?  They haven't done their reporting.  I took this photo and analyzed it in my lab/parent's basement and was shocked at what she was really hiding:

Shocking, I know.  I mean seriously, how could the midget in red not know the midget in yellow would go to his right.  I've played enough basketball to know: midgets in yellow ALWAYS go to their right.