Apple Fanboys Make Me Hate Apple Computers

January 27th, 2008 | 03:38 pm

I don't get the stupid computer arguments dorks like this guy get into. If you want to use a Mac, go for it. If you want to use a PC, I don't care. To me, a computer is a machine that gives me porn and...well, that's about it. But Mac users are a little too excited to use a Mac. They're worse than Scientologists when it comes to promoting their weirdo nerd cult. Do you really need to wear a swimsuit to tell everyone you use a mouse with only one button? Especially when you're shaped like Grimace? Mac users are the biggest reason I will only use a PC for the rest of my life.