New Kids On The Block Reunion = Hilarious
As a blogger it’s my job to make fun of people. So when I read a story like this one, it’s like God is telling me; “Take the day off, I’ll handle it from here.”
Sorry New Kids on the Block fans: Despite a Saturday People.com report, there won’t be a reunion anytime soon.
“I wanted to address the rumors of the NKOTB Reunion Tour,” the former boy-bander Danny Wood wrote on his MySpace blog this morning. “There’s been no talk of this and you are getting it from the source directly.”
I wonder if it’s difficult to post stuff on your myspace blog when you’re on your smoke break during your lunch shift at TGI Fridays? Seriously though, what could NKOTB be getting back together to do? It can’t be to make music. Maybe he meant that the rumors weren’t true that they’re getting back together to start a drywall business. In which case I’d be disappointed because it’s hard to find good drywall people.
He signed off his post, “Dwood.”
Okay, that seems douche-y but let me defend him. He was going to sign it “Yours truly, Daniel Wood,” but the librarian said his time was up and there were several people waiting to use the computers.
Tags: New Kids On The Block, Reunion
