Amy Winehouse's Mom Is A Downer

January 29th, 2008 | 12:00 am

Amy Winehouse's mother, Janis, is prepping for the worst for her troubled daughter. Usmagazine.com reports:

I've already come to terms with her dead," she said in a startling interview in Sunday's The Mirror. "I've steeled myself to ask her what ground she wants to be buried in, which cemetery."

I thought it was my job to predict when celebrities are going to die, but apparently Mrs. Winehouse wants in. That's fine, but if she releases a list of names accompanied by graphs, I'm taking legal action.

Janis said her daughter will be honored at next month's Grammys, "but part of me thinks she won't be alive by then."

Ouch, mom. And I thought it was bad when I was twelve and my dad predicted in his pre-game speech to my little league team that I wouldn't lose my virginity till I was 33. I'll show him, I have a few years left.

"I look at heath Ledger and Britney. She's on their path," Janis Winehouse added.

Wow. Britney Spears take note: Amy Winehouse's mom thinks her daughter, who is addicted to crack and looks like she only eats cigarette butts and cotton candy, is not as f-ed up as you.

Anyway, it got me thinking, what would Amy's gravestone look like?