The rumor that has all of Hollywood talking, has been confirmed: Michael Bay is a douchebag. Also the other rumor that Angelina Jolie is pregnant, that's been confirmed too.
Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close source confirms to Us Weekly that the actress is indeed pregnant.
So many celebrities are having babies cause it's the cool thing to do right now. But let me tell you, babies grow up and they get bigger and not as cute, and turn into this:
Then what do you do huh? Flush them down a toilet? No way, they'll just live in the sewer and become 3 times their normal size. All I'm saying is be more careful, celebrities. I can't have Rumer Willis biting my foot off when I walk past a storm drain.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 29th, 2008 at 08:26 pm
Yeah, we get it. Celeb kids grow up ugly. Didn't you already do this joke yesterday on Stefani/Haley Joel post?
January 29th, 2008 at 09:06 pm
YEAH! How bout some original jokes!
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