Give-A-Wednesday: Criss Angel Mindfreak Season 3
Write a caption for the above photo and you can win a copy of Criss Angel’s Mindfreak - Season 3. If you don’t know Criss Angel, he’s the illusionist who can make himself levitate and manage to hook up with Pam Anderson (still his best trick by far.) Just leave your caption in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email from HolyTaco.
See last week’s winner after the jump.
Winner:
Dr. Lever Legs - This is the weirdest dump I ever took.
Runners Up:
Lee - Whiskey for me and a beer for my horse!
Seth - You in the black shorts…you’re next!
Ben - Best. Bar Mitzvah. Ever.
Subtyrone - After years of avoiding the dangerous beast, I finally confront my white whale.
Tags: criss angel, GiveaWednesday, mindfreak
January 30th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Nice trick, now if only he could remove the fat from his ass.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I would normally submit a caption, but i would actually feel like a loser if i won cause Crisssssss angel is gay.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
‘M’ is for McDonalds
January 30th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Since your having trouble guessing what sex I am, I’ll help you out by showing you what my genitals look like.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
“Omg! Check out my new ‘MySpace’ Picture!”
January 30th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Up next on VH1’s Where Are They Now? Robert Smith from The Cure talks about his mid-life battle with weight control, and has a warning for kids about the long term affects of teasing your hair out.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
itz sooo hard growin up in Da hood…
January 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Does this lipstick make me look fat?
January 30th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Look! I turned my head into a potato!
January 30th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
This is “after”. You should see the “before” photo.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
After the alligator incident, Bob shows where they surgically attached the breakfast sausages to replace his missing fingers.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Rick was an outstanding scholar and accomplished athlete before he started sniffing glue in the back alleys of Detroit.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
We had high hopes for Josh, until he started playing his old record albums from “Ministry” backwards.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
BREAKING NEWS ——see if you can guess which murdered rapper sperm was used to make a baby with a lesbian talkshow host …..its name is ………ROSIE SMALLS…..goodluck
January 30th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I’m so fat and goth that I shit vampires!
January 30th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
“I’m SO NOT READY!”
January 30th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
“I have what doctors call A LITTLE BIT of a weight problem. When I was a kid, I used to grab bearclaws two and a time and get them lodged…right…here.”
January 30th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I eat because I’m emo and I’m emo because I eat!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
YOU! Get in my BELLY!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Go ahead, pull my finger! I dare you!
January 30th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Lord of The Rings the movie was actually shot inside my stomach. It’s big enough to fit all of middle earth no problem. We actually had fallout boy play a concert for all of the actors in there. It was great.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
word up to my dawg Wigglys
Piggly’s Wiggly’s pimpin nigga
January 31st, 2008 at 12:10 am
‘M’ is for Me, which is lost…somewhere in here.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:43 am
This is the new shocker. Want to try it?
January 31st, 2008 at 10:35 am
I’m so dark, I don’t just have upside down crosses with me, I also make the Westcoast sign upside down. I do everything upside down.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:23 am
And this is what that bitch’s hand looked like after he tried to steal my Hot Pocket.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:33 am
Gang signs are less intimidating when your fingers are stubby and sausage-like.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Gangsta? Goth? Hungry?
January 31st, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I just landed the part of Drew and Mimi’s love child in The Drew Carey Show: The Movie!
January 31st, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’m finally a ballerina, werd.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Gentlemen, I present to you the next step in human evolution, homo-rotundus.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Round here, we don’t bust a cap in yo ass… we eat you with lots of A-1 sauce and tabasco… 4-LIFE!
January 31st, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Charlie takes a photo showing the new gang sign for the Portly White Boys. Police reports say that they have been intimidating rival gang members with hungry looks.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:11 pm
When did Marilyn Manson and Fat Bastard have a baby?
January 31st, 2008 at 5:24 pm
DADDY DIDN’T LOVE ME……so I ate him
January 31st, 2008 at 7:45 pm
You have new picture mail!
“Mom, I’m stuck in the bathroom again. Please bring the doorway grease.”
January 31st, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Maybe if I rep Criss Angel, He can use his illusion power to make me look skinny.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
the M reminds me I’m a Man, since I can’t tell from looking in mirror.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
the M reminds me I’m a Man, since I can’t tell from looking in a mirror.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Chris Angel before he learned about Jenny Craig.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I have finally become big enough to get my fingers stuck. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me since I ate my thumb.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:37 am
Back then Ho’s didn’t want me, now I’m hot they all on me
February 1st, 2008 at 2:23 am
I’m not Peter Griffin. I’m Rokxar, Leader of the F.F.G.K.G. (Fat Fingered Goth Kids Group)
February 1st, 2008 at 8:53 am
Not the masturbator, not the vibrator, I am the violator!! See, I told Tom I am a shoe in for the clown in the next spawn movie.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
The most exciting part of the evening was finding out that Criss Angel wears mascara on his dick
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
The leader of the Gothic Gangsters.
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Finger lickin’ good!
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Is that the west coast pig nuckle eating champ?
February 4th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
This way to my moose knuckle… bitch!
February 5th, 2008 at 9:15 am
maybe Chris will see and be able to help me cause Jesus said I was SOL
February 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am
maybe Chris will see this and be able to help me cause Jesus said I was SOL and Richard Simmons laughed at me.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:42 am
this is Sign language for “mommy” not “McDonalds” you Noobs
February 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
God, momma should have spanked me.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:39 am
my friends tell me I’m the cool one
February 6th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I am getting some leg tonight fo shizzle!
March 24th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
WU-TANG clan aint nothin’ to fuck with!!!