57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

February 1st, 2008 | 12:40 am

Game, Set, Match. The results are in from Wimbeldoher (good God, that was a terrible joke) and 58% of Holy Taco readers would rather bang Tennis Star and Model, Maria Sharapova than Model and Tennis enthusiast, Anna Kournikova.

Now here's ACTUAL reactions from real readers:

AF to the M - Kournikova did a 27 year old Russian hockey player when she was 16. That troubles me.

Dan H. - I thought you guys said you were going to have a comments section for who would you rather do?

Jeannine S. - When are there going to be some guys on this thing?

[Editor's Note] Jeannine S. makes a point. Unfortunately her point is stupid.

3 Responses to "57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova"

Foreign Rubbish Says:
February 1st, 2008 at 03:19 pm

We love Maria too. And we love Ana Ivanovic. We love 'em both so much that we took a left-of-center look at the dreamy Aus Open Final that was Ana v Maria. Enjoy the clip:

http://www.burlysports.com/video/20386

Steve Says:
February 1st, 2008 at 01:31 pm

Yea, Jeannene should just show us her tits and shut the hell up.

Steve Says:
February 1st, 2008 at 01:27 pm

First of all, I thought wimbeldoher was funny as hell!
Second of all that fuckin' bitch is hot as hell.
Thirdly, what do you think Satan(and Me) are doing right now?
WORKIN' IT TO MARIA(THE FUCK) SHARAPOVA, YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
ROCK ON YOU HOLY TACO MUTHERFUCKER, YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!